Netflix is fucking with me.

I always knew there was something not quite right about Netflix. I love the service dearly, but seriously, Netflix, you can ease up on the damn pop-up ads. Everyone knows what you do already.

Seriously. Stop.

But now I'm fairly certain Netflix is just fucking with me for their own amusement. See for yourself:

"Hi Miranda. Netflix Recommendations here. Remember that time you liked a Demetri Martin comedy special? Good times! Based on that information, we think you'll enjoy nothing more than a documentary about whaling."

"You love Arrested Development! And when that one guy loses his hand? Hilarious! So watch Macbeth. His hand is bloody! Do you see the connection yet??"

"What? Shit blows up in Caddyshack."

"You like documentaries about dudes being assassinated!"

"Because you like off-beat comedic TV series, you'll like this nature documentary. Similarities!"

"Because you like Spaceballs, you'll enjoy Star Wars! What do you mean 'it's the other way around'? That doesn't make any sense."

"Sometimes we get high and listen to The Beatles."

"Death!"

Wildcats, Part 2

Here's the video from the girls' stunt group competition at state. They came in 11th out of 20+ stunt groups, and the only teams that beat them were large varsity teams. So if they separated the stunt groups by size the way they do the team competitions, our girls would have come in first place for small varsity. Hell, we even beat all the medium varsity teams. Clearly, Wildcats are fucking awesome.

Morgan is the one with the black knee brace. I would post their team performance, but it's the same as the one below, and that one has a better angle.

WILDCATS

Went down to Springfield yesterday to watch my cousin Morgan and the rest of the WHS Spiritline compete in the ICCA State Championships. They were AWESOME, more on that later. Jaccie [another of my cousins] filmed both the squad's performance and the stunt group, but she hasn't uploaded the videos yet. In the meantime, here are the girls performing at sectionals a few weeks ago.

GO CATS!!

Oh, in case you're wondering, Morgan is the blonde at the beginning who does a flip straight forward towards the camera. It'll be easier to keep track of her in the State videos because she's the only one wearing a knee brace.