Thursday, May 24, 2007

iPod Oracle

I'm using my iPod as a fortune teller right now. I'm going to use the first five songs that pop up to try and gain some insight into a current situation. It involves a boy, and that's all you're getting. Although the only person that reads this is Abby, and she knows the situation, so... yeah. Go with it.

#1 - Avenue Q - If You Were Gay
Wow. If I knew less about the boy, I would say this is a pretty big sign. But I know enough to know that he's not gay, and I'm not gay... way to fuck with me, iTunes.

#2 - David Dondero - Laying Low in Eli, Nevada
I don't really know alot about this song, I've never listened to it before. It seems like a good song. Unfortunately I can't find the lyrics online so I can't do any quick analyzing and I don't really want to listen to the song over and over again. The lyrics seem to be about gambling, which could mean something, I guess. I'm not going to listen to the rest of the song so we'll just have to see.

#3 - Whispertown2000 - Restless
"restless, sweet, reckless, you’re reckless on me
let this, sweet, let this, please, let this gain speed"
That's sort of how I feel, so I guess it fits.

#4 - Coldplay - Amsterdam
Well. That's... interesting.

#5 - Rilo Kiley - Paint's Peeling
One of my favorite RK songs, but it doesn't really help me at all. Or maybe it does. "And I think we're all ready, think we're all ready." It's definitely a hard day for dreaming.

How about one more for good measure?

#6 Green Day - Wake Me Up When September Ends
Ok, iTunes. I give up.

1 comment:

Abby-Wan Kenobi said...

Your ipod clearly hates you. Or it doesn't understand the word "oracle". Maybe you should try the first 5 headlines in Cosmo, or the first 5 songs on the radio or something.

I believe in your system though. It really ought to work.