Monday, August 21, 2006

"Hit me with your best shot! Dun da-dun!"

Found this, and it basically describes me perfectly.

Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow
rather than a full on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is a one-person
stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on
white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers, the preference for wining and
dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite fortunate for the
rest of us. This is not to say that the Bull is by any means a teetotaler --
god, no. A squiffy Taurus will get, er, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some
would say) and is extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.

Yeah. That's me. Where's the booze? Put on some Benetar and let's rock this joint!

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