"I love how it makes me feel! It's like my heart is trying to hug my brain!" - Kenneth the Page describing why coffee is awesome.
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
I'm bringing my own bottle.
People who are excited that Black Friday shopping is starting at midnight this year clearly aren't planning on drinking as much wine with Thanksgiving dinner as I am. 10pm-1am are prime passed-out-in-front-of-the-TV hours, not waiting-outside-of-Target-with-a-bunch-of-weirdo-strangers hours.